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Russian guy stranded in Argentina. This is just the start.

So, that day, I could not find anyone on Couchsurfing to host me, and I didn't have enough Argentinian Pesos to pay for a hotel or a hostel.

That is ...why I decided to improvise and attended a language event where I met an Esperanto-speaking polyglot Octavio. We became great friends and he agreed to show me around Cordoba! Here is one of the first videos I filmed with Octavio just walking around, eating out, and chatting about random things...

Hopefully, I will find some more footage from both my Argentinian and my Brazilian journeys (Some of it was lost, but, hopefully, I will find a way to recover it!)!

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Russian guy stranded in Argentina. This is just the start.

So, that day, I could not find anyone on Couchsurfing to host me, and ...

What if Goethe's Faust lived till modern times (In English AND German!)

The happy ending for the famous poem! Faust soared to the highest ...

''NO, I AM YOUR FATHER!'' (Medieval Style) - Pronouncing English the way it's written.

What would English sound like if every letter were pronounced the way ...

What would English sound like if every letter were pronounced the way they're written? Let's see, with another example...
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Written by Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett From ...a story by George Lucas.

Luke, I am your father!

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Video Game Soldiers by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Heavy Interlude by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Vader lunges at him and Luke immediately raises his lit sword to meet Vader's. Sparks fly as they duel, Vader gradually forcing Luke backward toward the gantry.

VADER
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.

Luke answers by rolling sideways and thrusting his sword at Vader so viciously that he nicks Vader on the shoulder. The black armor sparks and smokes and Vader seems to be hurt, but immediately recovers.

Luke backs off along the narrow end of the gantry as Vader comes at him, slashing at the young Jedi with his sword. Luke makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to the end of the gantry.

Vader's sword comes slashing down, cutting the complex loose; it begins to fall, then is caught by the rising wind and blown upward.

Luke glances at the instrument complex floating away. At that instant,Vader's sword comes down across Luke's right forearm, cutting off his hand and sending his sword flying. In great pain, Luke squeezes his
forearm under his left armpit and moves back along the gantry to its extreme end. Vader follows. The wind subsides. Luke holds on. There is nowhere else to go.

VADER
There is no escape. Don't make
me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You
have only begun to discover your
power. Join me and I will complete
your training. With our combined
strength, we can end this destructive
conflict and bring order to the
galaxy.

LUKE
I'll never join you!

VADER
If you only knew the power of the
dark side. Obi-Wan never told
you what happened to your father.

LUKE
He told me enough! It was you
who killed him.

VADER
No. I am your father.

Shocked, Luke looks at Vader in utter disbelief.

LUKE
No. No. That's not true!
That's impossible!

VADER
Search your feelings. You know
it to be true.

LUKE
No! No! No!

VADER
Luke. You can destroy the Emperor.
He has foreseen this. It is your
destiny. Join me, and together
we can rule the galaxy as father
and son. Come with me. It is the
only way.

Vader puts away his sword and holds his hand out to Luke.

A calm comes over Luke, and he makes a decision. In the next instant, he steps off the gantry platform into space. The Dark Lord looks over the platform and sees Luke falling far below. The wind begins to blow at Vader's cape and the torrent finally forces him back, away from the edge. The wind soon fades and the wounded Jedi begins to drop fast, unable to grab onto anything to break his fall.

Pronouncing English the way it's written. Kinda sounds like Old English ar the English of Shakespeare, lol. Seems like a nice star wars video meme can be made out of this fight between a Sith Lord and a Jedi. Oh, my daddy![+] Show More

Dumbledore's Speech (Medieval Style) Pronouncing English the way it's Written.

What would English sound like if every letter were pronounced the way ...

What would English sound like if every letter were pronounced the way they're written? Let's see, with another example...
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling. Dumbledore's Speech ... ''Remember Cedric Diggory''

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Pronouncing English the way it's written. Hamlet. ''To be or not to be'': https://youtu.be/KWc2-uKuSo8

Stunned and frightened, every face in the Hall was turned toward Dumbledore now . . . or almost every face. Over at the Slytherin table, Harry saw Draco Malfoy muttering something to Crabbe and Goyle. Harry felt a hot, sick swoop of anger in his stomach. He forced himself to look back at Dumbledore.

“There is somebody else who must be mentioned in connection with Cedric’s death,” Dumbledore went on. “I am talking, of course, about Harry Potter.”

A kind of ripple crossed the Great Hall as a few heads turned in Harry’s direction before flicking back to face Dumbledore.

“Harry Potter managed to escape Lord Voldemort,” said Dumbledore. “He risked his own life to return Cedric’s body to Hogwarts. He showed, in every respect, the sort of bravery that few wizards have ever shown in facing Lord Voldemort, and for this, I honor him.” Dumbledore turned gravely to Harry and raised his goblet once more. Nearly everyone in the Great Hall followed suit. They murmured his name, as they had murmured Cedric’s, and drank to him.

But through a gap in the standing figures, Harry saw that Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, and many of the other Slytherins had remained defiantly in their seats, their goblets untouched. Dumbledore, who after all possessed no magical eye, did not see them. When everyone had once again resumed their seats, Dumbledore continued,

“The Triwizard Tournament’s aim was to further and promote magical understanding. In the light of what has happened — of Lord Voldemort’s return — such ties are more important than ever before.”

Dumbledore looked from Madame Maxime and Hagrid, to Fleur Delacour and her fellow Beauxbatons students, to Viktor Krum and the Durmstrangs at the Slytherin table.

Krum, Harry saw, looked wary, almost frightened, as though he expected Dumbledore to say something harsh. “Every guest in this Hall,” said Dumbledore, and his eyes lingered upon the Durmstrang students, “will be welcomed back here at any time, should they wish to come. I say to you all, once again — in the light of Lord Voldemort’s return, we are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.

Lord Voldemort’s gift for spreading discord and enmity is very great. We can fight it only by showing an equally strong bond of friendship and trust.

Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open. “It is my belief — and never have I so hoped that I am mistaken — that we are all facing dark and difficult times. Some of you in this Hall have already suffered directly at the hands of Lord Voldemort.

Many of your families have been torn asunder. A week ago, a student was taken from our midst. “Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”[+] Show More